Because if you say merry Christmas, you leave out everybody who isn’t Christian.

Don’t say happy Hanukkah, the christians will be upset, 

And let’s not forget Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, synaxis of the mother of god in Greece. 

So this holiday season, 

I wish you. 

A happy damn everything but not also a happy new year because the Chinese have a calandra that doesn’t do that yet. But whenever your new year is happy new year too